Word Count: 14830
Summary: When Emma and Ruby return to Storybrooke for their brother Killian's big pirate-themed wedding, Emma expects his fiancée to be a gold digger, but she doesn't expect Ruby to fall for the hot bi girl, or for her to take a shine to Ruby in return. Emma makes a plan to catch them in a clinch, and end this wedding before it begins. But Emma has problems of her own, namely a cute little boy and his smoking hot mother. Ruby, on the other hand, is starting to suspect that the problems with this wedding aren't all on Lacey's side. Her dilemma is a nasty one: try and fix things between her brother and Lacey and stay friends with them both, or break them up and lose Killian with only the hope that Lacey will pick her.