Title: Baby, You’re Bad News
Pairing: Ruby/Lacey (Lacey/Gold as vastly unromantic pairing)
Word Count: 7752
Summary: When Lacey slips and breaks an ankle in the diner, Gold steps in, making a deal that the Lucases can’t refuse. If Ruby becomes Lacey’s personal body slave for however long it takes her to heal, no one will sue the diner for the accident.
Lacey is a terrible patient, and this quickly becomes the worst experience of Ruby’s life… until suddenly, it isn’t.
Apologies: My fifth Subversive SwanQueenWeek prompt, also stolen for Red Lace. Somehow, poor Lacey keeps hurting herself in these! Also, please note, as anyone who has read any of my pre OUAT fanfiction knows, I am not reliable with happy endings. :)
Title from Rilo Kiley’s Portions for Foxes, a Lacey song if I ever heard one.
And yeah, later than usual here, but I’m not putting up the next one until tomorrow, because it fills the last two specific prompts.
Title: The Yoga One
Summary: In which yoga happens for Ruby and Lacey, and showering. Namaste.
Word Count: 14830
Summary: When Emma and Ruby return to Storybrooke for their brother Killian's big pirate-themed wedding, Emma expects his fiancée to be a gold digger, but she doesn't expect Ruby to fall for the hot bi girl, or for her to take a shine to Ruby in return. Emma makes a plan to catch them in a clinch, and end this wedding before it begins. But Emma has problems of her own, namely a cute little boy and his smoking hot mother. Ruby, on the other hand, is starting to suspect that the problems with this wedding aren't all on Lacey's side. Her dilemma is a nasty one: try and fix things between her brother and Lacey and stay friends with them both, or break them up and lose Killian with only the hope that Lacey will pick her.
Title: A Bad Date at the Red Wolf Brewpub
Summary: Lacey French does not do blind dates. Lacey French does not need dates, she's got people lining up to take her home. She doesn't need a 'relationship' when she's got work and sex and liquor instead.
Only maybe she's willing to finally try. But the date's a disaster. Lucky there's a smoking hot waitress there to take her mind off of things.
Apologies: I've been enjoying the hell out of Swan Queen week, but how can I add to the joy of so many great blind date fics, I asked myself? By writing one that's not Swan Queen. :)
At AO3 or right here!
Word count: ~4000
Summary: One night, Belle sneaks out, breaking the rules of her insanely strict aupair job. She just wants to hear Rebel Army, her favorite band, play. But that one decision changes everything.
Apologies: Um, it's a Rock Band AU. I'm sorry.
At AO3/At FFN
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Lacey, Emma/Regina, Mulan/Aurora, Aurora/Philip, Lacey/Gold, Neal/Killian, Ruby/Lacey/Graham ...
Word Count: ~16k
Summary: High School AU (Where everyone is their cursed personality. That means this is a Lacey Fic. All Lacey, All the Time.)
Senior Year started out with a bang - literally - a pool party at Lacey's, where poor choices abounded. Emma has unpleasant consequences to deal with, and Ruby's trying to help, while scrambling for a handle on just how much she likes to kiss girls.
It goes downhill from there.
And then Lacey has another party.
Apologies: This is the fic known in my brain as 'the one where Ruby and Lacey fuck a guy to death.' This is not high art. It is also just a 'you know, I really miss Lacey, and her terrible personality and bad life choices' fic. Lacey! Also, when I get my hands on a high school AU, everyone is a terribly shitty selfish person and there is lots and lots of bad decision making and improbable amounts of sex. This is also not particularly well thought through. Please ignore the plot holes, and avoid taking any of my medical advice. Mulan & Aurora's cursed names are totally stolen from A Story, A Tale, by maleficently. Also, for a story where they talk about sex as much as this, there isn't really that much described.
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Belle, Belle/Gold, past Gold/Cursed!Ruby, Neal/Killian, Emma/Regina
Word Count: ~11k
Summary: Eight months ago, Captain Hook's ship left Storybrooke. Now it is returning.
But eight months is a long time, long enough to build a web of lies and self-deceptions that on the news of the ship's return, come crashing down. Ruby and Belle's no-strings-attached 'arrangement' may have more strings than they admitted to. And if Rumpelstilstkin finds out that other people have been playing with his toys, there will be blood.
But Storybrooke is not so good at keeping secrets.
Apologies: Soooo, apparently, sitting at my computer during Femslash con, watching the tumblrs freak out about Comiccon is inspirational. I was like, man, season three. Too bad there's no way it will involve Ruby and Belle hooking up all the time back home. And Neal and Killian probably won't get together. And Regina will get all the shit. And Henry will still be the little boy that could. And Rumpel will never get his for all the horrible shit that he does to people. But right now, anything is possible. (And somehow, Neal/Killian have got to sail off into the sunset together, just because it would be hilarious.) And I was in the middle of working on fluffy kidfic of fluff, and then... this happened.
You guys all know that I occasionally write horrible het sex (Part of this fic was a bit like - hey, how about a train wreck, let's watch it.), so you can probably deal with the nasty bits.