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06 November 2009 @ 10:05 pm

Title: Fake Empire 7 (Mostly Emma's)
Author: Alsike
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds
Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, other Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men or Criminal Minds. I owe

wizened_cynic for the concept of quantum babies. She does it much better than me. Title stolen from the song by The National.

Apologies: Wow, actually the next chapter of the real Fake Empire! How long it has been! Not very polished, but grad school apps are making me insane. Working on this was so relaxing. I hope you think it's decent.

Fake Empire 1 (Queen Emma)
Fake Empire 2 (JJ's Part)
Fake Empire 3 (Emily's Part)
Fake Empire 4 (The Mansion)
Fake Empire 5 (Kyougen)
Fake Empire 6 (Morning)

( With our golden slippers on )

Tags: criminal minds, didi, emma/emily, fake empire, x-men

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03 November 2009 @ 10:25 am

Hellfire 4

Title: Hellfire (4/6?) (Sequel to Human)

Author: Alsike

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds x-over

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss

Rating: R

AN/Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Apologies: Short chapter, but the wangst may be over... for a bit

Summary: Emma's an X-man now, but she wasn't always fighting for truth, justice, and peaceful-coexistence. Emily has had a taste of her past, but is she ready to meet the White Queen?

( Tuesday 9:15 )

Tags: criminal minds, emma/emily, hellfire, x-men

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31 October 2009 @ 11:35 pm

Everyday Fiascos

Title: Everyday Fiascos
Author: Alsike
Rating: PG
Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, Deirdre Frost-Prentiss
Fandom: X-Men, Criminal Minds
Apologies: Halloween fic is important! And look, I have made my deadline! It's rather thrown together, not really a story, but whatevs, it's done.
If you really don't want to be spoiled for some later developments in Fake Empire, don't read it, but really, not major plot points involved.

( Trick or Treat? )

Tags: criminal minds, didi, fake empire, x-men

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27 October 2009 @ 10:22 am

Vengeance

Title: Fake Empire Side Story: Emily's Notebooks volume II (pt 15): Vengeance
Author: Alsike
Rating: R
Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds
Pairing: Other Emma Frost/Other Emily Prentiss
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men or Criminal Minds. I owe

wizened_cynic for the concept of quantum babies. She does it much better than me. Title stolen from the poem The State of Virginia After Southampton: 1831, by Geoffrey Brock.
Apologies: And now for something a little bit different.

Summary: In a different world, Erik Magnus overthrew the US government when Emily Prentiss was only twelve years old. On that day the course of her life changed irrevocably. This is her story.

Fake Empire Side Stories:
Emily's Notebooks I: The Christmas Revolution
Whore,

Touch,

Pain, Fear, Death
Emily's Notebooks II: Nights Spent Listening to Noises
Want, Jealousy, Loyalty, Torture, Hygiene, Pride, Lust

Original Fake Empire Stories

The climax.

( the subject of nervous terror, and a cat in the dining room will banish sleep for the night. )

Tags: au, criminal minds, emma/emily, fake empire, x-men

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25 October 2009 @ 05:28 pm

City on the River

City on the River has a cover now!

And the original sketch (which I think is better than the heavily photoshopped cover.)

Clearly a productive day at work, and a masterful use of ballpoint pen.

Tags: city on the river, criminal minds, didi, emma/emily, x-men

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19 October 2009 @ 11:07 pm

City on the River

Title: City on the River 4/?
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Criminal Minds (eventually X-Men)
Pairing: Emily Prentiss (eventually Emma Frost)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When one person travels into an alternate universe a thousand others are created. What if Didi showed up without a time slip on Emily's doorstep, in a world without mutants? What would a twenty-five year old Emily do?

Apologies: I don't know why it takes me so long to post these things when most of it is already written, but my Syntax homework actually made me cry this weekend. :( Luckily I have this happy story to work on when I can't deal with the angst and impending violence of the other two.

Prologue
Chapter 1

Chapter 2

( Chapter 3 )

Tags: au, city on the river, criminal minds, didi, emma/emily, x-men

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17 October 2009 @ 02:13 pm

Request for assistance!

Thank you all muchly! Lots of data to work with!
I'll post an update when I've got it all worked out.

So, I need help...

I'm working on a linguistics project about ship names, but I can hardly think of any!

Otalia
Jindy
Heathinz
Spashley
Waldsen
Bleighton
Sassy
BAM
Blis
Chair (I think this name describes the whole Chuck/Blair phenomenon as a whole)

(I use Emmmily for my file names :D )

I need ones that are portmanteaus of character names, not descriptors (I do miss Catfighters, but not relevant to the project), ones that are commonly accepted (not just made up on the spot), and if a pairing clearly does not have one (like Alex/Olivia, unless you count A/O pronounced something like "Eiou") that's good info too.

Girls, boys, American, Japanese, RPF, whatever, ship it or not. Oh, and include the real names, just in case I have no clue who it is.

Please?

Tags: language

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17 October 2009 @ 12:44 pm

Big Brother

Title: Big Brother

Author: Alsike

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds x-over

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss

Rating: R

AN/Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 1951

Prompt: 045. Voyeurism

Apologies: Putting off getting started on my Syntax homework, what I wrote last night. I'll call it a 1984 AU, like the last one was an Aladdin AU.

( 045. Voyeurism )

Tags: au, citrus taste, criminal minds, emma/emily, x-men

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16 October 2009 @ 06:18 pm

Absence

Got the latest Astonishing X-Men today. I must say that I am not a fan of how this penciller is drawing Emma's hair. There seems to be an unnerving Farah Fawcett-esque flip to it. Too much time with a curling iron required! Nothing to say about the plot, but I hope Agent Brand sticks around for a bit. (I miss Joss' witty banter oh so much.)

But, in honor of canon... a fic that completely violates it.

Title: Absence

Author: Alsike

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds x-over

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss

Rating: R

AN/Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 685

Prompt: 006. The Net

Apologies: I had something else in the pipeline for this prompt, but... it sux, and I'm never going to finish it. This is better.
Fuck-buddies era, after the Breakworld which didn't turn out like it did in the comics. Think something about them accidentally turning the moon-gun the wrong way and destroying the wrong planet.

( 006. The Net )

Tags: citrus taste, criminal minds, emma/emily, x-men

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15 October 2009 @ 10:38 pm

City on the River

Title: City on the River 3/?
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Criminal Minds (eventually X-Men)
Pairing: Emily Prentiss (eventually Emma Frost)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When one person travels into an alternate universe a thousand others are created. What if Didi showed up without a time slip on Emily's doorstep, in a world without mutants? What would a twenty-five year old Emily do?

Apologies: Includes NSFW sketch of Emma that I did during Syntax!

Prologue
Chapter 1

( Chapter 2 )

Tags: au, city on the river, criminal minds, didi, emma/emily, x-men

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15 October 2009 @ 09:38 pm

Randomness

I find it mildly amusing that I am entirely responsible for the X-Men/Criminal Minds crossover section on ffn. I am slightly worried that there are 8 X-Men/Twilight crossovers. But hey! 12 X-Men/Naruto!! I fully support Mutant Ninjas. In fact, if there weren't a few copyright issues, I think the X-Men writers would love to cross it over with Naruto. We already have the Hand, what about the Leaf?

Only 2 Criminal Minds/Twilight crossovers. This, I believe, is a good thing. My favorite: Criminal Minds/Wizards of Waverly Place. Oh No! I have competition! The Criminal Minds/Harry Potter section is all one author too! (Hermione/Reid... I could see that.) And they have kids! This is not okay. All right, back to work!

My domain:
http://www.fanfiction.net/X-Men_and_Criminal_Minds_Crossovers/28/2362/10/0/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/0/1/

Tags: fic

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13 October 2009 @ 10:57 pm

City on the River

Title: City on the River 2/?
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Criminal Minds (eventually X-Men)
Pairing: Emily Prentiss (eventually Emma Frost)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When one person travels into an alternate universe a thousand others are created. What if Didi showed up without a time slip on Emily's doorstep, in a world without mutants? What would a twenty-five year old Emily do?

Apologies: So, this was forgotten in the mists of time, wasn't it? But here's a bit of it, just for fun.

Prologue

( Chapter 1 )

Tags: au, city on the river, criminal minds, didi, emma/emily, x-men

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10 October 2009 @ 10:06 pm

Lust

Title: Fake Empire Side Story: Emily's Notebooks volume II (pt 14): Lust
Author: Alsike
Rating: R
Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds
Pairing: Other Emma Frost/Other Emily Prentiss
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men or Criminal Minds. I owe

wizened_cynic for the concept of quantum babies. She does it much better than me. Title stolen from the poem The State of Virginia After Southampton: 1831, by Geoffrey Brock.
Apologies: And now for something a little bit different.

Summary: In a different world, Erik Magnus overthrew the US government when Emily Prentiss was only twelve years old. On that day the course of her life changed irrevocably. This is her story.

Fake Empire Side Stories:
Emily's Notebooks I: The Christmas Revolution
Whore,

Touch,